16+ Plant Quotes Funny

What does a nosey pepper do. Gardening is not so easy.

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You could create clothes with a funny pun written across the chest.

. These 50 funny plant quotes and garden quotes will bring some sass to your home or garden area. Watering too often leads. Life is like a cactus.

I am no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one. Dont water your plants as often as you wash your hands. Think about it now.

Funny plants meme This plant thriving on neglect has me feeling a bit seen. A week later it died. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them MITCH HEDBERG A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in.

Check out these funny jokes and puns about plants below and dont forget to share them with your friends. All these funny gardening quotes are to make us feel better. Funny plant meme When you visit someones house and they dont have plants.

To sow we must open our hands Adolfo Perez Esquivel The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. We know we cannot plant seeds with closed fists. Use the short and simple sayings to make outdoor garden signs or chalkboards and.

Or you could write with paint a pun on a planting pot like you grow girl for your ficus plant or aloe you. A proper watering regime is the most important part of plant care. Gardening has deep connection with our childhood.

It gets jalapeño business. Victorian Era Urban Gardener Alice Sebold. I bought a cactus.

Wash your hands water your plants. Funny or Lighthearted Jokes Puns Garden Life Lessons Garden Wisdom With Monty Don Charles Barnard. Plant Sayings General Blame it on my roots Grow with the flow I need a drink Plants are my soil mates Pot it like its hot I dig plants Pot head Im thirsty Bloom there it is.

And I got depressed.

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